Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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