Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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