It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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