guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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