Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Randomize
