What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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