My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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