New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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