So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
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