Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
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