were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Randomize
