oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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