In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
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