Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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