yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
Two words: blizzard sex
Hello my rib-scented angel!
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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