Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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