Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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