Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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