Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
We were destined to go to rehab together
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I look excited, but its just a facade.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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