i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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