Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
