Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Watching her eat just hurts me
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
sex in a hospital.. check
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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