...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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