Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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