He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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