Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
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