Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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