Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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