I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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