The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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