It was confusing and full of hummus
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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