Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
are you so shy because you have an std?
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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