Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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