i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
either way he was missing a nipple.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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