After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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