I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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