So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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