I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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