Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
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