I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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