Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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