I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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