i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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