i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Rumble strips road head = magical
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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