My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
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