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I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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