Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Little spoons don't ask big questions
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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