1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
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