i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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