he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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