I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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