i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Why did my mother make you get naked?
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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