Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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