and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Randomize