just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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